Nobody’s going to pay for his sofa slop if they know from whom it came.

Gives me an idea for a heist thriller action thing though: get a small team together to burgle the baby batter bank where their organization’s target had made a deposit. The jacked jizz jar is then used to frame their target for some heinous crimes and more plot happens.

Team leader could either be a career criminal doing their One Last Job™ or undercover type sent in to foil the plan. Conflict kicks off after the ejaculatory evidence is planted: one of their teammates was actually working against them and swapped it out for a sample from the team leader.

Next Summer:

Wet Work
^{Come Running}