Finger up the booty is still the standard afaik. They can test for a lot of things in lab, but that’s the expensive way: when there’s a virtually free (for the hospital, don’t get your hopes up, muricans) alternative, that’ll be the winner every single time.
That’s…how you check for prostate cancer
There are blood tests now.
Science takes the fun out of everything
Finger up the booty is still the standard afaik. They can test for a lot of things in lab, but that’s the expensive way: when there’s a virtually free (for the hospital, don’t get your hopes up, muricans) alternative, that’ll be the winner every single time.
Not only for the hospital. You can help your homies out for free, too.
US does PSA testing, but the rest of the world knows PSA can only track the cancer, not detect it.
Turns out, the finger test was never accurate.