Beep@lemmus.org to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days agoInside the fiery, deadly crashes involving the Tesla Cybertruck: Cybertrucks have locked passengers inside and burned so hot they’ve disintegrated drivers’ bones.www.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square202linkfedilinkarrow-up1836arrow-down18cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1828arrow-down1external-linkInside the fiery, deadly crashes involving the Tesla Cybertruck: Cybertrucks have locked passengers inside and burned so hot they’ve disintegrated drivers’ bones.www.theguardian.comBeep@lemmus.org to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square202linkfedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squarebreezeblock@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·10 days agoFree cremation — it’s a service!
minus-squareBrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·10 days agoYou could almost say it’s like being put into an oven.
minus-squareBluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 days agoI mean you can just say that if you really want
minus-squareromanticremedy@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 days agoFeature, not a bug.
minus-squaremeathorse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 days agoPopup on the screen: Your Tesla is on fire, escape is no longer possible as your subscription to “Escape Hatch” has expired. In order to enable “FlameOn ™ mode” for rapid immolation, please approve the one time payment of $4,206.90
Free cremation — it’s a service!
You could almost say it’s like being put into an oven.
I mean you can just say that if you really want
CaaS
Feature, not a bug.
It will be monetised soon enough
Popup on the screen:
Your Tesla is on fire, escape is no longer possible as your subscription to “Escape Hatch” has expired. In order to enable “FlameOn ™ mode” for rapid immolation, please approve the one time payment of $4,206.90