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• No SSN on that card and it’s not signed.
• “United States Birth Certificate” is neither a Certificate of Live Birth Abroad nor marked for the particular domestic county of your birth.
• That Driver’s License ain’t from my state
• Incorrect number of stars on your flag
• Hat is unworn
• Francis Scott Key didn’t produce a modern recording of the anthem

Well, it looks like you might be trying to pull a fast one with all those fake documents and faux patriotism. Step out of the vehicle–you’re off to El Salvador.