Gonna become fly-around states. Don’t even want to breathe their high-altitude air. Just smells like manure and mercury.

Ahh so that’s what they mean by “free speech”. It’s like a drink token at a wedding.

So you get one free speech, but if you want more speech you’ve gotta buy it, and probably have to pay a gratuity on top.

At a premium rate, I’m sure…getting a speech at a wedding is gonna be a bit more expensive than getting a speech at the dive bar. And it’s not like you can just go and give a speech at another wedding. Then you’d just be crazy. Bursting into some random wedding and giving a speech. Without even a token.

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My 6-year old is way ahead of the game then.

I’ve got a tough decade ahead of me…

Meta Glasses on for Harambe.

noting that any use of facial recognition technology to identify the jurors was banned

For that reason alone, she should have held them in contempt and declared a mistrial before wasting anyone else’s time.

Zuck and his crew should’ve been arrested on-site for such an egregious breach of privacy and mockery of the justice system. And the next set of jurors should’ve been immediately informed of why there was a mistrial, and the very obvious danger of the defendant having even one frame of video with a jurors face in it.

Instead, he got free viral marketing.

What a fucking clownshow.