Bah, Morrowind has a ton of shops in mushrooms too, a lot of cities have several

It sounds really British to pay a visit to the local canist when you find yourself needing a new cane, who is a super detailed professional who knows and supplies canes of all kinds to all walks of life

I’m sure that would have made a great Monty Python scetch

Then sniff her all over and poop on the ground before stomping away on all fours