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Well even if I tried it and made friends with the sonsabitches my blackface paint job would wash off the first rain and give me away! I ain’t chancing it.

Well I said it in an even matter!

Damn it, I never got to fly on it! Then again, I haven’t been on an airplane since 1977 so….

M orons

A re

G overning

A merica!

I grew an entire field of Fucks this year and unfortunately I’ve already run out of them. Oh well!

Asshole Intelligence is going to be the end of us!

I’d probably have to put in a few extra hours a week to pay that back. Problem is, I’m retired!

The less you know

The less you have to do!

It’s the only water I drink. At most, I drink two or three bottles of water a year but I drink about 6 big cups of coffee a day so there’s my only water intake.

Pretty sure that’s what I had at the seafood buffet yesterday!